Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Assbite.. I mean Aspbite LOTD... and a little HUMOR!

Zombies!

(First off, sorry Melissa from Morgana Cryptoria but I think of Assbite every time I see Aspbite in my collection.. i.can't.stop.)

As I was doing my makeup this morning, Johnny Cash came on Pandora. I'm very much in awe of this man, though he battled his way through addiction and struggled with fame, he was a musical genius and his words were/are pretty damned powerful. I've been having an internal issue lately as to where I should take my blog. I have a million ideas, but along with those will come haters and nay sayers. I do this blog BECAUSE it's fun to me, and I'm not trying to please anyone/everyone. I want to keep it fun for my followers and readers, period. If I want to wear dog shit smeared on my face, I will. (It's a metaphore.)

I know that's pretty morbid and sounds like gibberish, but there is a point and maybe only I get it.

So with that being said, THIS is for my future haters!

"Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose,
In our streak of lightnin' cars and fancy clothes,
But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back,
Up front there ought 'a be a Man In Black"



Annnnd on to the look!  There will be more after the cut!








The Goods:

UDPP in Sin
NYX Jumbo pencil in "Purple Velvet" blended into primer as a base
Morgana Cryptoria "Aspbite" over base and into lower lash line
Sassy Minerals "Jinx" over Aspbite and lower lash line
Morgana Cryptoria "Axe to Grind" blended above Aspbite and Jinx and down into lower lash line
Morgana Cyptoria "Gauntlet" blended into crease
Fyrinnae "Nijiro" as highlight

Lips:
Morgana Cryptoria "Azalea Blue" lipstick
random shiny lipgloss

OH HAI! My husband bought me my very first Makeup Zombie tee-shirt (he designed my logo, donchaknow!) and gave it to me as an early Christmas present. It pretty much rocks! (Double chin extravaganza! *vomit*)




OMG it took me forever to post this. I swear Blogger is being a...wait for it...ASSBITE!


15 comments :

  1. Uber pretty!! And I love it paired with Azalea Blue. I keep forgetting I have a lil pot of that shade.
    And KICK ASS SHIRT!!!

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  2. Love it and the name is awesome! AspBite...*giggle*

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  3. LOLOLOL!!! I'm not laughing at the make up, I'm laughing at "Assbite"! I am horrible and think things like that too. *cackles*
    Johnny cash is awesome. I'm not a Country fan but I can always listen to him. His voice is soothing and is rich with wisdom.

    P.S. My hubby thinks the shirt and design is AWESOME! (So do I)

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  4. I love the last picture! So cute!

    I can't believe I haven't tried Morgana Cryptoria's shadows yet, I need to get on that!

    I totally understand what you mean about your blog, but you have to remember that it is for you! I get criticized about wearing makeup and blah blah blah, I just tell myself, I do it for me because I like it..And everyone else can f*&% off!

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  5. Pre-CISE-ly!!! If you're not writing your blog -=for you=-, to express yourself in whatever manner you choose in a given month/week/day/hour, then why are you writing your blog? (Unless you're writing the blog for someone else, and are being paid for that service - enough pay to thrive on, not just a few nice trinkets here and there or a dribble of ad revenue.)

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  6. Hehe you are soo awesome!! I love Johnny Cash as well and my hubby is OBSESSED with him! And that shirt is adorable! So is the look! :-D

    Also, I have recieved my package one of the aromaleigh rocks (or several) did make a big purple pinky mess But I love all the colors, and thank you for the samples! I am so sad that Aromaleigh shut down! One of the samples you sent ( a bright yellow - I cant think of the name) and Psychocandy - I friggginnnn lovvvvveee!! ♥


    Thanks so much again ♥ - P.S. I love the last pic - you're my hero :-P

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  7. I love the makeup zombie t-shirt too cute! I love Azalea Blue too :)

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  8. That t-shirt rocks! So does your makeup look. :) You know I'll be here reading and enjoying whatever you choose to post, dog poo or no. :D

    (Assbite, LOL!!!)

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  9. Awesome! I love the attitude and I love your t-shirt, and I'm really looking forward to seeing you with dog shit smeared on your face. *nods*

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  10. WANTS TEE SHUUURTTT!
    Your looks are getting more and more yum by the day!
    xoxxx

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  11. I LOVE how it turned out! Love the eyes and ofc the lips. Azalea Blue is LOVE!

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  12. Stop trying to seduce me through my computer screen, lol!

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  13. I love the eyes, looks really great with your eye colour!

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  14. Yaaay f the haters! Though I can't really imagine some one hating you. You are to pretty! *squishy hug* I looovveeee the bright lips and the sexy blue/purple eye.

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